The Isles National Nature The Given Right of All Citizens Protected Reserve to Walk upon the Said Land at Act of 1945 any Time they Wish, This "The Peoples Rights" Reserve is Common Land of Land Given by Lord A'pes the People and for the People. The Isle of Mon`key Nature Reserve Appointed by Lord A'pes Established in 1936 ... |
| This report was first given to the general public of the Isle on the 30th of February 1996 at 16.00 hours by the Isle National Radio Station, and by the Late Edition of the Evening News Paper. That Mr Agra Phobia had lost his pet spider, the male spider goes by the name of "Fred" he is not dangers to the Isle people but must be approached with caution, ( his is six inches long with Black hair and weighs about 4 oz's. Please keep all your bird gages and aviaries closed, Fred is a bird eating spider and very partial to the odd budgie or canary, Fred will answer to his name but please do not pick him up as he do bite. Mr Agra Phobia had taken Fred out for a walk in his allotment as he liked to watch Fred catch his own dinner ( Fred can jump straight up at least three foot ) but got lost in the cabbage patch. Mr Agra Phobia has now set a reward for the return of Fred, if caught place a metal bucket over him and sit on top until Mr Agra Phobia gets there with his gage. isle-of-monkey@1me.net |
Fred was last seen jumping a fence on Green Lane West carrying a black necked pigeon.
Reported by, Mr P. Nut of Isle of
Mon`key "Evening News"
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