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  This small Isle became a Principality just before 1936, it is situated about 400 kilometre's due West of the Dutch coast. It was founded by "Lord A.Pes" who was a Prince Consort of an African Queen, but the Isle still remains a part of Earlham Protectorate.

   The population is about 1.000 which are settled to live with in the boundaries of two rivers, there is a large Post Office and trading store with other shops and leisure centres, plus two very good schools and Scrimp University of Art, and a Academy of Law, plus a small Technical Collage. The University is sited in the Isle's main City of Schimp, and was founded by Lord A.Pes in 1936 the Dean and head lecturer is Professor W.E. Mimic ( C.B.N.M.). Non- Islanders may enrol within the Schimp University to obtain an Honorary Degree or Diploma but must attend a full and complete term, all enrolee must register before 5pm on March 31st. The Isle has two wine makers and a small Brewery, one of which is very well known in the eastern side of England, "B.J.H Wines" has now been well established for many years. The printing and publishing company is new to the Isle and is expanding very quickly, it welcomes any non Island advertisement in its local news paper, any inquiries please send to the main land address Primates, …….. 

  Schimp University Open Day and the presentations of Honorary Diplomas and Degrees will be at the end of term, 1st April at 3pm by "The Dean of Schimp University of Art and Academy of  Law" Professor W.E. Mimic and attended by the Chief Constable I Peel or a high ranking under-study.

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